Gaming

Faendal and Alvor just keep on dying every time. As do I so far, but if they'd just go inside and let me lead the thing away from the village I'd be able to deal with it on my own with all my archery-enhancing gear and poisons and shouts. But Alvor insists on tempting it back by running around with his big hammer as if that does anything against the big flying thing that's not stupid enough to land.
If you can't shoot from a safe distance then go away and stop dying!

Right, is everyone alive?

 

OK, that's me and Ria looking smug next to the dragon (even though it was just me that did it! And let's all be thankful for the Slow Time shout along with the True Shot potions) Faendal in the foreground, I think that's Alvor at the back with his hammer, Camilla's OK, the kids are all fine and even the "stupid" dog. Arissa's running on the path to the right off screen.
I think I've got away with it.

Smug Face indeed.
Come on then, Max Von Sydow, let's carry on and go-
Max?

 

My freebie is definitely the standard game which is why I can play it.

Come on, Daryl- I mean, Norman. No, it's Sam apparently. Yes, come on, Sam, let's deliver drugs.

 

*one hour later*

Well that was some weird stuff!
Lot's of Kojima cut scenes, some interesting walking controls and "over-encumbered" is gonna mean something different in this game.
But interesting. And weird.

Oh, and the famous Skyrim guy isn't dead. He just wanted to do his quest on his own while I was killing dragons.

That's OK, mine do that too. It's completely .... normal.