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12 Sep 2021 20:58 #36553
by Valence
After a bit of theft and assassinating in GTA I went off into the countryside to try and make some progress on the ongoing Wildlife Photography contest. I saw a nice wolfy/coyote/doggy thing in the distance and got my phone out to sneak up on it only to see it get run over by someone being chased by the police!
It seems like dead wildlife doesn't count in the contest.
And no! It wasn't me running it over and being chased by the police.
Admittedly it usually is me but it wasn't on this occasion. And I was so annoyed at missing the photo I went off to try and find them to protest. Couldn't see where they were so I just followed the sound of gunfire.
Oh, here are the cops...
And here are the pesky, photo-ruining baddies...
Hmm, now should I kill them in front of the police?
The cops usually come after you for any minor infraction and when you're playing as Franklin even just saying hi to the white people can end up in a shoot out so I really should leave them alone.
But I didn't!
I got out the sniper rifle and took them out with a couple of headshots.
And the police thanked me as the paramedics arrived to pronounce them dead...
So today it seems like GTA stands for Grand Theft Assist-the-police.
It seems like dead wildlife doesn't count in the contest.
And no! It wasn't me running it over and being chased by the police.
Admittedly it usually is me but it wasn't on this occasion. And I was so annoyed at missing the photo I went off to try and find them to protest. Couldn't see where they were so I just followed the sound of gunfire.
Oh, here are the cops...
And here are the pesky, photo-ruining baddies...
Hmm, now should I kill them in front of the police?
The cops usually come after you for any minor infraction and when you're playing as Franklin even just saying hi to the white people can end up in a shoot out so I really should leave them alone.
But I didn't!
I got out the sniper rifle and took them out with a couple of headshots.
And the police thanked me as the paramedics arrived to pronounce them dead...
So today it seems like GTA stands for Grand Theft Assist-the-police.
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13 Sep 2021 20:45 #36582
by Valence
And now there's a fire!
It wasn't me.
Still no spoilers.
Day 77 of watching fires and still no spoilers.
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And now there's a fire!
It wasn't me.
Still no spoilers.
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13 Sep 2021 21:15 - 13 Sep 2021 21:18 #36583
by Charlotte
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
You've been looking at fires for over 77 days and you still get surprised when you see a new one?
I still haven't finished Subnautica below zero. But I kind of missed the fishies and the swimming and stuff, so just now I'm playing the original Subnautica. Again. I already have three save games from before. I think one of them if my first finished game. But the others are my latest attempts where I have apparently played for a few days and.... then done something else. Typical me. This time is hardcore, though, so I'll probably drown any minute now.
EDIT: Missed your previous post. Poor wolf/coyote!
*Tries to picture the Police thanking a random guy showing up with a sniper rifle and shooting someone for running over a wild animal*
I still haven't finished Subnautica below zero. But I kind of missed the fishies and the swimming and stuff, so just now I'm playing the original Subnautica. Again. I already have three save games from before. I think one of them if my first finished game. But the others are my latest attempts where I have apparently played for a few days and.... then done something else. Typical me. This time is hardcore, though, so I'll probably drown any minute now.
EDIT: Missed your previous post. Poor wolf/coyote!
*Tries to picture the Police thanking a random guy showing up with a sniper rifle and shooting someone for running over a wild animal*
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
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14 Sep 2021 11:17 #36589
by Charlotte
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
They're not spoilers if you haven't read the questions.
Except if you regard knowing that there were questions spoilers. But you already knew that since you're the one who asked.
Except if you regard knowing that there were questions spoilers. But you already knew that since you're the one who asked.
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
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14 Sep 2021 13:32 #36591
by Banj
Well, don't look at us. We didn't start the fire. It always burning...And now there's a fire!
It wasn't me.
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