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15 May 2023 11:43 #45581 by Valence
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I just get Amazon telling me, "We think you've been looking at PC game controllers."

Yes. I know what I've been looking at on your website.
You know what I've been looking at on your website.
That's how your website works. There's no need to tell me about it and there's certainly no need to tell me about me. :dunno:

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15 May 2023 11:49 #45582 by Charlotte
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I hate it when they do that. I've bought shoes from a site that does that. If I go to the site and look at something and then leave without buying, I get an email 5 seconds later asking if I found anything I liked. It makes me feel stalked. :stare:

Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.

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15 May 2023 11:56 #45584 by Valence
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I also hate that their free delivery threshold has gone up in price since the last time I bought something there. :shakefist:

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15 May 2023 12:39 #45585 by Charlotte
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Yes! Hate! Hate them all! :shakefist:
:pirate:
:dumb:

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16 May 2023 10:58 #45593 by Banj
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I've been getting an awful lot of messages to my hotmail promising me to become a "happy bloke" if I just join some site to find local women (who, judging by their proficiency in Swedish aren't very local at all) but I think today's message takes the cake.

"You can have a beautiful woman like me in your bed"
:blink:

They're trying to take my bed!? :argh:

Wait... :paranoid: was it "a woman like me" or a woman who'll like "me" instead of "you" (me). :dumb:
Oh well, it's already deleted.

I don't get trash scam emails like that. I only get real genuine emails from authentic people like the one I received today from the United Nations Development Programme. They deal with people that have yet to receive inheritance/compensation and winnings, and those that have been scammed around the world. My email came up in their list, so I need to contact some guy through his AOL email address to deal with my case urgently. It wasn't explained why he didn't email me himself, but I'm certain it will all become clear when I contact him 

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16 May 2023 14:17 #45597 by Charlotte
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Indeed. I'm sure he will also explain why he can't use his work email instead of the aol one. Maybe the United Nations has been hacked. :aha:

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16 May 2023 15:48 #45598 by Charlotte
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Poor Gandalf was sleeping next to me and the computer when I suddenly noticed him going all fluffy. He had a nightmare! :ohmy: And seemed rather confused when he woke up. :dry:
:heart:

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16 May 2023 15:53 #45599 by Banj
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I seem rather confused when I wake up too 

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16 May 2023 16:39 #45600 by Charlotte
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Every time? :dry:

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16 May 2023 16:59 #45601 by Banj
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