Gaming

Uplay?
Why not on GOG or Epic?

Because it's made by Ubisoft 

As if I care who made it

Don't you already have UPlay, Charlotte? (Although it is called UbiSoft Connect these days.)
I vaguely remember you playing Assassin's Creed: Syndicate for a short while.

Uplay is a better name 

They can call it whatever they like as long as it remembers who I am and doesn't force me to log in (sometimes twice) every time I play.
Spoiler: it doesn't remember me.

Hmm, it might be that thing that I once linked to some other thing, either GOG or Epic but I can't recall which. Either way I think my Assassin's Creed is on one of those two platforms.

EDIT: I was just cleaning up one of my email folders and came across this, from last year...
"Hi,You recently made changes to your Ubisoft account. Our records indicate that you changed the following information:"

So uh.... I guess I do have a Ubisoft account. Somewhere.  

Yeah, that's the one, it was free on Epic. Even when you get a Ubisoft game from somewhere else you still have to link it back to your Ubisoft account.

And I have now just acquired ALL my weekly free games from everywhere.
It seems like Epic will be starting their daily mystery games next week too. Rumour suggests the first one is Shenmue 3.

Oh I have to keep an eye on those... (And yes, I did have a Ubisoft account, see edit I did before seeing your post)

Also, did you get the little Santa game from GOG?

Charlotte wrote:

Also, did you get the little Santa game from GOG?

No!
...
But I have now!