Gaming

I'd be happier if he told me where his balls are.

But I've found them now in the bushes. "Revelio" and "Incendio" and other stuffio.

I don't think Merlin still has his balls...

That's why it was so hard to find them.

"Reparo!"

It's not nice when you have to duck down to creep through a small space and then all the spiders start crawling past you right next to your head.

 

At least I've got my big wobbly hat to keep them off. Sort of.

And the bigger spiders later weren't good. I've gone through all those health/Wiggenweld potions I made earlier. Off to the classroom to make some more. Think I've only got enough ingredients for one or two.
But this is continuing to be good fun. I'm a bit annoyed I can't run it locally cos I could easily spend longer than a month in this world, especially when it doesn't seem too far advanced visually from those Assassins Creed games that run fine on my PC.  

Valence wrote:

 

 

Go to the right hole! The other one, the other right, Your other right! 

I don't know what kind of fool came up with these controls for flying.

 

Right stick controls height?
RIGHT STICK CONTROLS HEIGHT????
Madness! 

And all the professors and my "friends" tell me that I'm really good on the broom and my flying was rather good.
Were they not watching???
I was appalling!

Yeah, let's forget about that stoopid flying. I am now decorating my Room Of Requirement...

 

I'm gonna be going for a creepy gothic look.
But I really need to get a bigger pot to grow my chomping cabbages cos I wasted a couple earlier by pressing the wrong button.
I was trying to fly (again) but accidentally launched some vegetable grenades in the centre of town. As you do.

Why does everything want an update at the same time?

Gamepass wants an update, Ubisoft wants an update, Steam wants to do ... something and of course, the worst of the lot, Windows insists on slowly downloading another of its chunky patches that'll probably fill the free space on my hard drive again.

My PC is in partially frozen slow-mo mode until it's all done.

*waits*

EDIT:
*20 minutes later*
Finally. Yay.

*hasn't updated a thing today*
(Except Chrome on my work computer - that one seems to get weekly updates and I don't even use it in my job...)