Gaming

Wulf has slain the dragon  Now he must bravely venture forth into the plains... a little further into the plains than he already ventured. The hunt for the next boss begins  and I never found it the first time I played the game, so I have no idea what to expect 

But did he eat the dragon?

No, she just leaves her head and blue balls behind 

The balls are tears 

Ah, well I guess female have those kind of balls...

"Wind's howling."
"Looks like rain."
"I wonder where these three horse races are."

*continues to roam the landscape*

Probably indoors, nice warm and cozy

Not quite.

But I did find one after bumping into some of those posts with the flags on and then tracking back to where the race was supposed to start (which isn't marked on the map and has no quest marker at all.) So now I just have to talk to the Race Master... but there isn't one here.
OK, Witcher 3. You're gonna make me google something again, aren't you?

*googles*

Right. Well this IS one of the locations but... no Race Master chap.
I'll try one of the other ones then.
*wins that race*
*wins another race*

...and back to the one I found myself and this time the Race Master IS there. You obviously have to do them in a specific order even though I don't recall the old woman saying that.
Now after winning that too I can do the Champion Race. I already know where that one is but now the map wants to tell me and give me a quest marker.
Thanks for nothing.

*doesn't win that race*

Trying to get Roach round a hairpin bend is not fun. And why doesn't Roach want to go over that bridge?
Never mind, let's keep talking to the old woman again...

 

I was born ready. Let's start this... for the seventh time.

Hopefully Roach won't be scared of the bridge this time.

Maybe there are trolls under the bridge?