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Does that mean you're supposed to fall into that ditch and climb out of it at a later time?

You can only climb out of the ditch when you're not in the ditch.

Valence wrote: Gwent Update.....

Number of games won...... Still zero.

Good. Consistency is important for success

Nearly...



NEARLY.....








NOOOOOooooooooooooo!

Woohoo!
My best Trials ranking so far!



Still no Shiny Diamond medal yet (not even close) but at least I'm better at this than Gwent.

Hey, forget that last comment.
It finally happened!



I have now found someone who is worse than me! And he looks like this....



He still has a much better deck than me but when he doesn't draw all his special 10 cards then I can just about compete. Beat him twice I did.

He looks like he is listening to tactical advice from someone else through an earpiece, but the other guy on the mic went for a toilet break.

I think the last bit of advice he got was, "Just pretend you have no arms. Vivaldi has no arms and he's good at Gwent. Yes, that's it, just put them behind your back and that will intimidate this witcher noob."

Took out my first troll this evening.
It didn’t go well.
I was pew pewing away quite nicely and sprinting away from his club attacks (read tree!) when I inadvertently ran into two grey dwarves, a grey dwarf brute and a grey dwarf shaman.
Managed to lose the troll, who just seems to return to his spawn point and stand around eating stuff, so I could deal with the dwarves.
Almost died but after a lengthy battle I won and then skulked around for a bit while my health regenerated.
Returned to the troll to finish him off (they have 600 hp and I’m currently hitting for about 20 per arrow plus a bit of burn damage that does around 8/second).
Managed to kite him down to about 50 hp when I once again ran into another enemy, a greyling who are the weakest humanoid enemy in the game.
Soon found myself running my naked ass back across the map with my trusty club to get back all my equipment and finish off the troll.
I see a pattern emerging here.