Gaming

well, I eventually managed to build something that doesn't rotate in the air, it flies in all directions - if a bit wobblyish and I made it passed the equator. And then I tried to land and jump out of it, and apparently I jumped before it landed so it landed on top of me crushing me to death. And did I remember to name the stasis chamber so I'd know which respawn point to choose? no, of course not.

And when I chose the last one (hoping they're listed in order of creation) the program kind of froze. Though now the annoying AI voice just told me I was well rested so I guess it's working again. Fingers crossed I'll find myself in the right vehicle...

EDIT: I did! phew! But my entire shortcut bar is emptied.

I'm getting the impression that humans were never meant to fly.

Last night I realised that there are some collectables scattered around in secret areas of the tracks on Trials Rising. They're little squirrels and if you collect enough then you get "acorns" to spend in the game. So I spent an hour reversing, jumping and bouncing into loads of awkward places underneath ramps and through pipes to get the easiest ones. But I still only have 10 acorns.

And I now think I'm gonna have to go researching Lords of The Fallen walkthroughs to try and work out where Kaslo is just to see if I can bypass those big deadly spiders. They're even worse than the ones in Skyrim!

That thing flies? Really??

Whether it's on the ground or in the air it still looks cool though.


Off to Enderal for a bit now. And don't you just love it when a Role Playing Game suddenly makes you do a bit of platform-game-style jumping.



Jumping between bales of hay using RPG physics to get over the locked door in order to be killed by the angry wizard. What could possibly go wrong?

And my damn torch burns out mid-jump leaving me crashing into the ground in the pitch dark!

Oh, well. Let me fumble back to the doorway like an angry blind man to try again.

you probably shouldn't wave a torch around near all those hay bales anyway...

Pfft! Indominus Rex, what could possibly go wrong?

indeed...

I'm pretty disappointed in him. He is fairly well behaved and far less trouble than the Stegosauruses. Those things are a nightmare.

Maybe you forgot a couple of ferocious and cunning genes?

I had to create him with the intuitive learning gene, so he should be craftily executing a master plan.