Gaming

Well, that's actually kind of clever. In a way.

All this cannibal talk reminds me of this...

 

All this talk of Cannibals makes me think of this 

 

That video was uploaded 18 years ago!

That's nothing, the film it's from (Cannibal the musical) was released in 1993.

Feels like only yesterday.

Meanwhile I've been failing horribly at the chess minigames in WatchDogs.
End game puzzles.

Checkmate in less than four moves?
Easy, apparently.
Oh, wait. You mean checkmate with me winning?

I should be better at chess.
But I'm not.

Right, that's enough of petting all the cats in Nassau and feeding the chickens, let's sail and sing again!

🎵 "Help me Bob, I'm bully in the alley,
way-hay hay-hay, bully in the alley!
Something, something shinbone something.
And Sally something..." 🎵

Hmm, let's be honest, it's not as good as "Loooowlaaaands" is it?
Maybe I'll like it better when I learn more of the lyrics.

But at least I look like an actual pirate now with the hat and the thing covering my perfectly good eye...

 

So let's go plunder some ...erm... metal. Yes, metal!

Metal 

"Cap'n seems happier today."
"Aye, he got a new patch for his right eye."
"I thought he were blind in 'is left eye."
"That he be."
*Loud splashing sound as captain blindly steps off the side of the ship*