The Trailer Park

I also saw Evil Dead Rise the other night. That was also rubbish... what I could actually see of it 

What you could actually see of it...from behind your pillow?

Maybe he fell asleep.

No, it's one of those films where they seem to be trying to save money by not having any lighting, and then turn the camera down a couple of stops just to make sure.

You should ask them to not make films that are rubbish.

Excuses. I still think it was your pillow that got in the way.

I'm writing a letter.

Dear Hollywoodland,
 It has come to my attention that many of your films are crap. Please stop this. Please could you also make it possible to see all of your films by using lighting, and stop making music several times louder than all other audio. I would be grateful if you would stop remaking films I like, so that any time I mention them in conversation I have to clarify which one I'm talking about.

Thank you,

A. Angryman.

You should put in something about them paying the people who actually make the films decent wages, so that they can do a good job and then maybe the films would be better?

Just let the AI take over.

Prompt: "movie for hamsters", "+lighting", "-loud music", "-remake", "hands with five fingers"

Valence wrote:

Just let the AI take over.

Prompt: "movie for hamsters", "+lighting", "-loud music", "-remake", "hands with five fingers"