Totally Random

There is no USB cable

Weren't you paying attention last week?

 No wonder it doesn't work properly 

In unrelated, but Swedish, news, a woman is being charged for leaving her 18 months old child alone for almost 24 hours in order to party...

Apparently she doesn't think she did anything wrong, because she left a baby monitor on in case she needed to return quickly. Mind you, the party was hours away from home, so how she was to prevent the kid from getting hurt if she saw something happening on the monitor is beyond me. She also "didn't intend to stay away so long" but got so pissed the police found her wandering about near a gas station... still hours from home and with both her phone and the baby monitor out of juice...

It's almost like reading American News.

I think I just saw an ad for "washable men".
Use
Wash
Use again.


Maybe I missed something...

It also implies the existence of unwashable men.

Snowmen?
Unlike other men they shrink in hot water...

You can take a man to water, but you can't make him wash.

Wash a man and he'll be clean for a day. Teach a man to wash, and he'll be wet for the rest of his life.

 

Apparently Nato member USA is considering annexing Greenland, which belongs to Nato member Denmark. For Nato reasons.

Since Nato members are kind of sworn to defend each other if one of them is attacked, what happens if a member of Nato attacks another member?