Totally Random

Today I have learned that there are people who are blue. As in blue-skinned. One such person's surname was Green. Green was bullied in school for being blue. This condition can be treated with methylene blue, which apparently helps make them less blue in spite of its name...

Wow. I accidentally looked in my hotmail spam folder today. (Which was lucky because apparently some stuff ends up there that shouldn't...)

I could hardly believe my eyes. I have inherited millions, I have won additional millions, I am awaiting transfers of money (more millions) apparently embezzled from my accounts (it's hard to keep track of all those millions, after all, especially when you don't even know you have them) AND I have assurances that if I only click a link I will get those transfers that were already due but somehow got delayed.

Not to mention I seem to have friends all over the world, that I can't quite remember Oh, and women looking for relationships. I'm not sure if I seem very butch or something, but it's heartbreaking to have to turn them all away, obviously.

Those women are only after your excessive wealth, you are better off without them 

Thank you, I feel less bad about ignoring them, now.

Oh I totally forgot to mention the Illuminati was also sending me a recruitment email, didn't I?

Are you allowed to mention it?   Actually, considering they apparently reveal all their secret plans to the public anyway, you probably can mention it.

They didn't say I couldn't

I have now seen my sis and her two daughters and delivered presents to all three (two of them just had birthdays).

The littlest one opened a present with several smaller things inside, looked at the dolls clothes and asked "what's this?", then declared she doesn't play with dolls, she just plays with her ipad *glare*.

Guess that was the last time I made doll clothes for her, then

She got three presents and as I said, one contained several items. Then she went "Do I only get three? I want more!"
(She also decided she wanted some of what my sister got...)

But she's kinda cute anyway. I don't think I'm her favourite auntie, though. When her sister was 5, I was definitely her favourite auntie.

Went with my elder sister to meet her husband (who has a publishing company) at the local ehm... antiquariat? Used bookstore? Anyhow, accidentally bought a few. As if I have room for more books...