Totally Random

Luckily they don't have opposable thumbs, or we'd be in trouble. Probably why they resort to hacking 

And they like using computers so they can play with the mouse 

Oh dear.

In Swedish news today: A youth center was clearing out stuff and left some old roleplaying props to a recycling center - telling them what it was. But apparently the staff didn't get it or didn't believe it or were worried they lied, so they contacted the police. Who are now investigating the case of the zombie hand.

Will they be able to point the finger to a suspect?

What Val said. They probably just need to tip the jar.

The police need to knuckle down and investigate. 

If anyone ever needed proof that women do NOT belong in the kitchen, I am it.

I just narrowly escaped impaling one or the other of my feet with a kitchen knife, and instead I jumped into the vacuum cleaner standing innocently behind me, got totally entangled and fell flat on my face. I might even have broken my pinkietoe. Or the vacuum.

(It's red and swollen and hurts, anyway. The toe, I mean... The vacuum is green )