Gaming

You don't understand how many days and glow worms I've spent trying to catch that fish (and the giant kilima sting ray which still eludes me)

Poor fish, though. It barely fits in it's tank, no room to swim at all  
 

Yay, I found some pigs for Franklin's Wildlife Photo Competition.

 

It wasn't actually Franklin that found them. I was playing as Michael and trying to escape from an army of cops at the airport then after losing them by taking some country roads I got attacked by three rednecks on quadbikes for some reason. I shot two and then tried to run over the third and, although I did kill him, that necessary swerve took me way off the roads and sent the car tumbling down a hill in another fine demonstration of expert driving. And as I climbed out of the wreckage I saw... Pigs!
So I put a marker on the map, switched to Franklin and rode out here on his bike.
Surprisingly Michael was still standing around in his blood-stained suit as I arrived on the scene and he greeted me before asking if I wanted to "hang-out" for a while.
Erm... not this time, Michael. We can go to the strip club next time, or maybe play some darts, but not now. I'm trying to take a photo of these pigs.  

Michael then walked off and left me to do the photoshoot with various farm animals. I'd hoped there might be a boar too, or some hens (both of which I still need) but there wasn't. There were some cows but I've already photographed some of them before. Well, I may as well take a cow selfie before the light fades.
 

Press B to Moo.

*Moo*

I seem to be missing something here. How do you take wildlife photos of domesticated animals?

Domesticated? Just look how wild that cow looks!

There's a long list of animals to photograph and some are more wild and rare than others. And some are just dogs and cats.
Still haven't got the poodle.

Ah, the Poodles of the Wild.
I can hear them calling, now.

"Wild?, I was livid." 

"The Poodles of the Livid" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

It's a line from a "Not the Nine O'clock News" sketch with Rowan Atkinson as a Gorilla on a chat show 

Dang Palia is being updated again. A three hour "hotfix"? Pfft.