Gaming

Banj seems much more aggressive in his Morrowind Tales. I don't know how he hasn't been arrested yet. Especially if he randomly murders innocent lighthouse keepers.

I spent my time on Tomb Raider today and now that I'm getting the hang of the controls (again!) I'm really enjoying it.. Brings back good memories of playing the (even) older games.

Off to Niflheim!

What's Niflheim doing in Tomb Raider?
And that's hamsters for you. Very aggressive.

Charlotte wrote: What's Niflheim doing in Tomb Raider?

It's waiting to be raided of all of its treasures.

like acid dripping snakes, ships made of human fingernails, that sort of thing?

Valence wrote: Banj seems much more aggressive in his Morrowind Tales. I don't know how he hasn't been arrested yet. Especially if he randomly murders innocent lighthouse keepers.

I am exploiting what seems to be a significant loophole in Morrowind law. You can kill criminals without braking any laws, you can also kill anyone that attacks you first. So if I want to kill someone, I just pick up something and they attack me, I kill them perfectly legally I also can't be charged for stealing their property because they are now dead and are no longer the legal owner of said property.

I finally got the book I was meant to get after investing time in persuading her with money (now she calls me friend any time I go near her, talk about clingy). I murdered a different woman in a strip joint last night because she owed money and my attempts at persuasion resulted in a complete refusal to even speak to me so... HACK! (nobody in the place was even bothered).

I had to join the thieves guild even though I'm in Fightclub and I have to figure out a way to slaughter half a dozen people in a building without causing unnecessary death to myself in the process.

Babysitting escort missions are far more amusing than they normally are in other games as I get to watch people desperately trying to keep up with me as I superspeed off into the distance. And now I have obtained some amazing boots of extreme-sneaking-up-on-people which I haven't tried out yet.

If only I wasn't constantly fighting the greatest enemy of them all... Item burden

Banj wrote: [

I am exploiting what seems to be a significant loophole in Morrowind law. You can kill criminals without braking any laws, you can also kill anyone that attacks you first. So if I want to kill someone, I just pick up something and they attack me, I kill them perfectly legally I also can't be charged for stealing their property because they are now dead and are no longer the legal owner of said property.

Sneaky!

I'm a criminal mastermind.

Should we call Secret Service?

Charlotte wrote:

Banj wrote:
I am exploiting what seems to be a significant loophole in Morrowind law. You can kill criminals without braking any laws, you can also kill anyone that attacks you first. So if I want to kill someone, I just pick up something and they attack me, I kill them perfectly legally I also can't be charged for stealing their property because they are now dead and are no longer the legal owner of said property.

Sneaky!

The only time that happened to me was early on back with the Xbox version when I killed the woman in the expensive clothes shop in Balmora and as I tried to skulk away I got arrested by a nearby guard! Never tried it again.
But I may now experiment with violence on the PC version.


It's also very depressing the way that Banj plays a game for two days and gets considerably further than I have in several months.

And good luck killing all those people in that building. I tried that one only once and the attempt didn't last very long.

Nope, still got arrested when I talked to a guard.

Do you not have a bounty on you? (And I don't mean the coconut chocolate! )
Or do you just sneakily avoid all law enforcement personel like the criminal mastermind that you are?