Gaming

If you struggled with that... good luck with some of the later stuff 

I did understand the puzzle.

Oh, no! I can hear the creepy black things in the darkness!

Quick use the lighter. Quick use the lighter!

Argh! The black thing is just behind me!
Run. Run! RUN!

But this black thing is just as quick as me! It's right behind me touching my feet and...

Oh, wait. THAT black thing is just my shadow, isn't it?

I was playing one of those "match 3 and decorate a place" games where you always have three choices, none of which match anything else you get to decorate with, earlier today. And there was this old fireplace. And... "Oh no! We don't have time to sweep the chimney, we have to replace the entire fireplace!"

Is that what's called game logic?

Yes, don't bother cleaning your house. Just find a clean place and build a new house around it.

Long arms.
Looooong arms.

Well it was all fun and games at Skyrim Hogwarts today.
(Spoilers) followed by me running outside in a panicky way to find someone.

Me: "Tolfdir! Tolfdir! Over here!"
Tolfdir: "Are you alright? What happened in there?"
Me: "Well, I'm glad you asked because-"

And then the music changes to the fighty song!
Dragon? Now? In the middle of a conversation?!
And not just any dragon.
Noooo, an Elder Dragon (!) lands right next to me and starts blasting me with fire while I'm still trying to end the conversation so that I can actually move again.
Of course I can't do that quick enough and it finished me off with that Jurassic Park T-Rex move where it bites down on my head and thrashed my dead body around.

That'll be a reload then.
And... because of (Spoilers) Arniel's too upset to take the cogs that I'm trying to deliver so I'm over-encumbered again.

Mmm, sausage.

 

I'm not sure I'd eat that if I were you...