Gaming

try that next time

I checked through my previous autosaves to see if I could do the dragon visitor again but it had overwritten them

Never mind, I'll go assassinating again instead....

The guy I had to kill this time was hiding in a specific part of San Gimignano and I couldn't get to it because there were guards blocking every way in. So I needed a distraction.
My first thought were those minstrels but when I went back to them I found that you couldn't hire them after all. The hiring option I'd seen before was actually highlighting the mercenaries behind them and I didn't want to cause a big fight when I needed to be sneaky and stabby.
So I offered some coins to the local Courtesans... as you do.



And they succesfully caught the attention of the guards...



...allowing me to sneak by and do the stabby thing!



Now I'll just wash this blood off my hands before I stain those letters that I have to deliver.

...and after that I created a bit of a traffic jam in Just Cause....



...well that wasn't the plan. I just hijacked the wrong kind of vehicle for this kind of road. Probably should have stolen that ATV behind me.
And you know what happens when you're in the wrong kind of vehicle...



Oh, well. Think I'll quit without saving.
Heeey, wait a minute. That looks like another scene from Jurassic Park. Perhaps I just need an annoying kid to help climb down the bank.


Anywaaay... enough screenshot gaming I think I'll go watch a proper movie now.

or a colorful poison-spitting dinosaur...

Valence wrote: ...
...but couldn't catch Harley Quinn. Again! She always gets away through the nearest door before the cut scene ends.

Got her!

She could easily squeeze between those bars you know.

She'd better not!

You know how it is with us blondes. We're not smart enough, so they can save on the bar costs...

She's smart enough to have obtained a PHD in Psychology and get a full time position working in an asylum for the criminally insane

she probably dyed her hair for that