Totally Random

When Facebook first launched I thought it sounded creepy and suspicious. And everything that's happened since then has only confirmed that I was correct.

I don't even remember FB launching. Makes me feel young (but maybe it's just my memory going, with old age)

If Gandalf keeps interrupting your painting maybe you should threaten him with some of these .

awwwww
adorably grumpy!

It's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog... run away, run away!

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Meanwhile, in Aywas, a Spoopy Mansion has appeared. Everyone is mystified. And slightly freaked out, as there seem to be something that bites, hiding in the area.... or stings, I suppose... and leaves green slime behind.

I suppose spoopy is better than poopy.

marginally...

Just had an enormous amount of "fun" with my email account after it repeatedly asked me to verify it and then told me off for trying to verify it too many times.
Don't tell me off for doing the very thing that you're demanding that I do!
They then blocked my account completely.
After much tedious frustration I *think* I've got it back but who really knows?

EDIT: I've just got some spam from HumbleBundle so at least I can receive again.