Totally Random

I only have one filling. I have no idea how long it'll last (the dentist who did it suggested it might need replacing uhm... about now? - or maybe rather 5 years ago... but later dentists haven't said a thing about it...)

I don’t trust dentists. Especially dentists who try to be nice. That’s why I rarely go and THAT is why a lot of my teeth are just rotting away in my skull.

Not going to the dentist is what got me my ONE filling

EDIT: well, that, and drinking too much hot chocolate at work....

Mmmm, hot chocolate.
Will be having one of those in 30 minutes time.

30 MINUTES?
why not seconds???

"This one's only a small filling so shall we do it without an injection?"

Um... OK?

*drilling*
"Hmmm, actually, now that I see it, I may need to do a bit more."
*drilling*
"Yes, it's deeper than I thought. It'll just need a bit more."
*drilling AND grinding*
"Are you sure you don't want an injection there?"

Too late for that, mate. It already feels like you're drilling up into my eyeball!
I did have an injection for the one at the bottom on the other side and it's just started to wear off over five hours later!

So, no hot chocolate today.

I hate the sound of dentist tools....

The only noise that's worse is the sound of me going, "Aaaargh!"

well... I never heard that at my dentist's...

I'll try to scream louder for you next time.