Movie quote quiz!

Go for it, couldn't hurt.

Ok.

"No. This is just a machine. I'm the weapon."

Nobody got this? Really? This is what Tom Cruise said to Morgan Freeman in Oblivion!

I know I totally nailed it so I will take the liberty and put on the next quote.

"Don't call me pass 11 pm it won't happen again it happened once it happened twice it happened three times maybe four times maybe five times maybe, maybe happened six times or seven times no no no no no no I'm not your late night booty call~"

It's starting to look like all the movie goers got lost in translat... I mean transfer from IFX to here...

I'm truly hopeless at these. I clearly don't watch enough films and when I do I obviously don't pay attention.
Going right back to the first page (and the previous IFX forum) I never know ANY of them, even when they're my favourite films! And Google is just ... too ... tempting.

Aww... got no clue!!

But thanks for starting this thread back up again Yian!!

Oh no you guys are so weak! I watch at least one movie every day!

I will give you guys a hint: Starring Jim Carry.

Jim Carrey? That explains why I don't know!
Hmm, sounds like one of his less stupid ones.

That one with Kate Winslet with the strange coloured hair? (which I also haven't seen!)
Which was called ... erm ...
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Or something like that.

Sorry, not that one!

The only one I remember seeing with Jim Carrey is The Mask and I'm pretty sure it's not from there. But maybe the one where he's two guys (as in multiple personality)? What's it called... In Swedish it's Mina jag och Irene I think... (My me's and Irene but that just doesn't sound right in English)

EDIT: And after looking up the title (Me, Myself & Irene) I looked up some quotes from that Movie and I take that guess back because I'm now 99,99% certain I was totally off the mark.