Gaming

 The Cat Game! 

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrr!

Just pirates!
Doing pirate things!
Perfectly legal pirate things!

Like...

I guess you can sing them, while you wait for a crew...

How many cooking oil did you say I have?
 

Special offer. Buy 12 get another 29 free.

I was wandering around the slopes of Timefall Farm in Death Stranding just picking up some random lost cargo without straying too close to the Mule camp and I noticed a structure poking up at the top of a long steep hill.
So I slowly struggled all the way up there and found the Veteran Porter!
And his door was shut and locked.
That's never happened before.

Oh, well. Maybe it'll open later.
Thankfully the journey back down was much quicker as I surfed on a floating carrier.
Baby wasn't too happy though. There were a few too many bumps along the way.

And while I'm down here I think now is the time to get around to doing that super-long pizza delivery.

With all the places that Sam guy goes, isn't there anywhere he can drop that creepy baby off?

Charlotte wrote:

With all the places that Sam guy goes, isn't there anywhere he can drop that creepy baby off?

...Like a tall cliff?

Valence wrote:

And while I'm down here I think now is the time to get around to doing that super-long pizza delivery.

And he wants champagne?
Carried by hand??
Carried BY HAND??? 

Now I don't mind walking across the entire map (no, I enjoy the walking bit) but spending the whole journey carrying champagne in one hand?
That means I'll have to completely avoid the area with BTs by the Weather Station and without a vehicle I'll have to try and go around the Mule camps instead of racing through them on the roads.
Come on, then. Let's go.

​​​​ "Deliver the pizza before it gets cold."
​​​​​​
I'm going as fast as I can!!!

And he didn't even talk to me at the end of it all.

EDIT: And I only got an "A" grade in the evaluation.