Gaming

Does Val have a base for his bikes?

I just leave them where they crash.

And I still can't control that Mantis bike. Not even with my analogue triggers.

Whilst climbing various buildings in London I found another dead rat half way up a tall tower...



How did it get all the way up there?
And what killed it?

Those pigeons must be deadlier than they look.

Valence wrote:
How did it get all the way up there?
And what killed it?

Climbed.
That shifty looking assassin crouched next to it.

I don't kill the animals!

Well..
Apart from bears. And wolves. And big sabre-toothed cats. Sometimes annoying birdies. And mudcrabs. And my own tamed dinosaur in Ark. Along with some dodos if have to. Oh, and that chicken in Skyrim. But that was an accident!

And dragons...

Valence wrote: bears. And wolves. And big sabre-toothed cats. Sometimes annoying birdies. And mudcrabs. And my own tamed dinosaur in Ark. Along with some dodos if have to. Oh, and that chicken in Skyrim.

... and now I'm here to kill you Little Bill, for what you done to Ned

*backs out of the room, slooowly*

Enough of that house building and sword crafting in Skyrim. Let's get back to some action quests with [strike]animal killing[/strike] killing of bad guys.
Bad. Guys.

Like this Giant...


Oh, wait. There are two giants. Glad I was being sneaky behind the rock.
Can I kill one without having to fight the other?

No, is the apparent answer to that.
Got launched into space again by their big swinging clubs. Several times. But after a few reloads I managed to let the second one chase me into a position where I could shout him down and then sword him to death with... my sword.

Now back to Whiterun to collect my reward, but first a quick stop in Arcadia's Cauldron to do some more shopping. I seem to shop too much these days. Even Skyrim is turning into a capitalist consumer state.


You don't happen to have any Fire Salts or maybe even some Ice Wraith teeth cos I'm having trouble finding them in the wild. You do! Excellent.
Now up to Dragonsreach for my giant-killing cash and while I'm here should I finally talk to the Jarl about that weird kid of his?


I've been putting it off for a while. Could be a touchy subject. After all, I'm not the kid's therapist am I?
Or maybe I am. Hey, fellow kids, wanna have an awkward conversation with an adult?



Anywaaay. Much later I ended up having to pickpocket that sneery wizard guy which was a little tense seeing as he always seems slightly dangerous on his own and even more so with a few guards and Irileth just around the corner too, but at least Arissa was watching my back while hiding behind the map.



Was all worth it in the end. Then on my way back home I almost adopted a child.
Saw poor Lucia begging so I asked what was wrong and she told a little sad story and before I knew what was happening the conversation had quickly escalated into me looking after her!
I settled for some uneasy silence and backed away.

Not yet kid.
Had more than enough of children today and I've got too much adventuring to do!

I'm surprised you didn't just kill them.