Gaming

Aw....

Maybe you should try leveling up BEFORE you go on grand adventures in the wide wild world?

Ah, yes those Grand Adventures!
I can't wait to see what I'll be doing. Slaying beasts? Finding treasure? Rescuing the Princess? Fighting in epic wars?
Or maybe...

"Excuse me, madam. Do you mind moving so that we can throw poo at your house?"



Yes, you heard right. Poo! POO!



You can't do that in The Witcher!

Val.... what did I say about manners!?

Valence wrote: You can't do that in The Witcher!

I think you'll find that is actually how the producers of the TV series developed the show.

ew.

Too.
Many.
Horses.



It's enough to drive you up the wall.

Still loving the nice grassy graphics of Kingdom Come, but there does seem to be too many looong cut scenes. And it's also surprisingly tough at times. At the moment I'm struggling to evade three baddies in a horsey-riding chase and I'm not quite sure what I'm doing wrong. It's not as if I can take a different path or use some superior "driving" skills (which I don't have anyway. ) It's pretty much a straight flat out sprint and they catch up and shoot me every time.
I'll blame the rather unique controls. I'm sure I'll get the hang of it eventually.

I thought I was investigating something in 1940s LA but maybe I'm still doing that Skyrim bear quest!



What's going on? Can you explain it, Roach?



Roach? Roaches??

Help! All my games are bleeding into each other.

It's just crossover episodes....
(though one horse seems to be missing it's butt.... maybe it didn't come along from the other game... maybe it's still stuck in that wall...)

I hope that someone doesn't throw poo at me.