Totally Random

I just get Amazon telling me, "We think you've been looking at PC game controllers."

Yes. I know what I've been looking at on your website.
You know what I've been looking at on your website.
That's how your website works. There's no need to tell me about it and there's certainly no need to tell me about me.

I hate it when they do that. I've bought shoes from a site that does that. If I go to the site and look at something and then leave without buying, I get an email 5 seconds later asking if I found anything I liked. It makes me feel stalked.

I also hate that their free delivery threshold has gone up in price since the last time I bought something there.

Yes! Hate! Hate them all!

Charlotte wrote:

I've been getting an awful lot of messages to my hotmail promising me to become a "happy bloke" if I just join some site to find local women (who, judging by their proficiency in Swedish aren't very local at all) but I think today's message takes the cake.

"You can have a beautiful woman like me in your bed"


They're trying to take my bed!?

Wait... was it "a woman like me" or a woman who'll like "me" instead of "you" (me).
Oh well, it's already deleted.

I don't get trash scam emails like that. I only get real genuine emails from authentic people like the one I received today from the United Nations Development Programme. They deal with people that have yet to receive inheritance/compensation and winnings, and those that have been scammed around the world. My email came up in their list, so I need to contact some guy through his AOL email address to deal with my case urgently. It wasn't explained why he didn't email me himself, but I'm certain it will all become clear when I contact him 

Indeed. I'm sure he will also explain why he can't use his work email instead of the aol one. Maybe the United Nations has been hacked.

Poor Gandalf was sleeping next to me and the computer when I suddenly noticed him going all fluffy. He had a nightmare! And seemed rather confused when he woke up.

I seem rather confused when I wake up too 

Every time?