Totally Random

Oh my. Jeff Bezos ex-wife has decided to randomly gift me and a few other select individuals 1,5 million US dollars in secret. And it must be true because the email links to the wife's info page on wikipedia.

Why don't I ever get millions in the mail?

Spend it wisely.

I'll spend it so wisely and secretly that nobody would ever guess I even got it in the first place

Charlotte wrote:

Oh my. Jeff Bezos ex-wife has decided to randomly gift me and a few other select individuals 1,5 million US dollars in secret. And it must be true because the email links to the wife's info page on wikipedia.

If only US dollars were legal tender in Sweden 

I saw some of these this morning (photo not mine, though)




They're not actually uncommon I don't think, but I never saw one before.

A Robin covered in snow 

I've been getting an awful lot of messages to my hotmail promising me to become a "happy bloke" if I just join some site to find local women (who, judging by their proficiency in Swedish aren't very local at all) but I think today's message takes the cake.

"You can have a beautiful woman like me in your bed"


They're trying to take my bed!?

Wait... was it "a woman like me" or a woman who'll like "me" instead of "you" (me).
Oh well, it's already deleted.