Totally Random

At least it wasn't diabetes you had for a while

I've never clicked on that either.

Why must Windows install things when I'm trying to do something!

That's another waste of 40 minutes work as Windows Modules Installer Worker steals all my power.

*twiddles thumbs until my CPU comes back*

"Tear here" says my bag of chocolates before proceeding to tear in a completely different place that results in the bag still not being open.

*cuts with scissors*

Mmmm.

Merlin just jumped down from the bookshelf onto a lower shelf where I've put some old clothes that need mending (though I never get around to it) and the cloth made him fall off the shelf and he got covered in an old nightdress.

He seemed a bit stumped - I expected him to run off like a maniac but he just stood there until I removed the nightie. But it's his own fault really. He tore most of the clothes with his little claws and he's also the reason the clothes were at that end of the shelf, as he keeps pushing them onto the floor and I keep having to pick them up again.... (I usually try to leave that half of the shelf empty so he can use it to jump down on...)

And having to open to bag with scissors is probably better than it tearing down the middle and all the chocolates spilling out on the floor.

He probably thought it was the wizard's robe that he wears when you're not looking.

The shoutbox doesn't allow long enough rambles

Speaking of laying awake: But I did dream. I dreamed I visited Banj (  ) and was discussing bad movies that doesn't actually exist. I even realised in the dream that one of them didn't exist. I also kept forgetting the actors names (except for Julia Roberts) and what I was going to say. Oh and I frequently forgot to speak English, too. I must have been very annoying to listen to.

Later I had a zombie dream. Most of the zombies weren't rabid but they wouldn't let the unaffected leave and were kind of threatening and kind of naively stupid all at the same time. I had an idea that we should use a metal container to make a boat (because early on we found a boat but the wood was rotten and it went kaputt) but the others thought me dumb and then it turned out the zombies had done exactly that. They used their boat to get to the.... bathhouse.

(And in spite of all the boats, bathhouse and later a toilet, I was not in need of a bathroom when I woke up... Not sure why I dreamed of all those things... I also dreamed of some weird bugs but that was probably due to seeing some cool fairies by Vincent Coviello on instagram before turning off the light.)

That's a lot of dreaming for someone who says they're awake.

Maybe you're just hallucinating.

Maybe I just dream very fast