A cat on a hat of a man well-amused/ Turning to face a girl looking confused/ With an offering of a fine cup of tea/ As the twins, Tweedledum and Tweedledee/ Peek at the edge of the table and stare/ At a rabbit pinched hard by a Mad March Hare/ Watching his watch as his time slips away/ And seconds that pass can no longer stay/ The looking glass cracks to a web of shards/ While a sleeping mouse on a house of cards/ Is held aloft by a heartfelt Queen/ It was the strangest thing Alice had ever seen.