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20 Nov 2023 23:14 #48041
by Valence
The Alien isn't there now.
But there's a Working Joe patrolling the very narrow passage.
And it doesn't want to walk anywhere else.
*many deaths later*
"Get to the elevator," someone says. Wherever that is! "And be careful. It's on your tail again."
...despite the fact that I've just spent ages locking down the whole place and sealing every door. There was pretty much no point to all of that if you're just gonna let it out again straight away.
And who are these people with guns? They'd better not shoot.
Stop shooting at me! It'll only hear you and then-
Here it is!
Why are they so stupid??
"Get to the server farm... quietly," a different voice tells me.
The Alien is in the doorway!
The Alien isn't there now.
But there's a Working Joe patrolling the very narrow passage.
And it doesn't want to walk anywhere else.
*many deaths later*
"Get to the elevator," someone says. Wherever that is! "And be careful. It's on your tail again."
...despite the fact that I've just spent ages locking down the whole place and sealing every door. There was pretty much no point to all of that if you're just gonna let it out again straight away.
And who are these people with guns? They'd better not shoot.
Stop shooting at me! It'll only hear you and then-
Here it is!
Why are they so stupid??
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21 Nov 2023 12:15 #48044
by Banj
Because they are humans. I'd bet there are people on board that space station that still believe the Earth is flat and that gravity isn't real.Why are they so stupid??
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21 Nov 2023 14:35 #48051
by Charlotte
You do realise they're not actually humans? And maybe the stupid person is the one who keeps playing a game that's set up to get him killed?
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
You do realise they're not actually humans? And maybe the stupid person is the one who keeps playing a game that's set up to get him killed?
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
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22 Nov 2023 18:55 #48070
by Charlotte
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
My game today is full of oddities... Though I guess that's part of what's enjoyable. Most of the time.
For instance I came upon one of those old orcs with a death wish and while we were chatting he was killed by a couple of mudcrabs. Not sure it was the heroic death he dreamed of but he didn't fight back, so I guess he was content...
I also had another questline break when I was killed by Madanach and returned to the Talos temple (apparently I hadn't saved since...) and the guards refused to arrest me again...
And just now I watched a patrol of imperials walk right past Windhelm. They killed a guard right at the stables and then told me to keep an eye out for stormcloak spies and then they kept going. But it seemed rather risky patrolling right outside the enemy capital...
For instance I came upon one of those old orcs with a death wish and while we were chatting he was killed by a couple of mudcrabs. Not sure it was the heroic death he dreamed of but he didn't fight back, so I guess he was content...
I also had another questline break when I was killed by Madanach and returned to the Talos temple (apparently I hadn't saved since...) and the guards refused to arrest me again...
And just now I watched a patrol of imperials walk right past Windhelm. They killed a guard right at the stables and then told me to keep an eye out for stormcloak spies and then they kept going. But it seemed rather risky patrolling right outside the enemy capital...
Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.
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22 Nov 2023 19:31 #48071
by Valence
In ESO the oddities are often just other people.
Yesterday someone was slaughtering most of the population of Daggerfall...
There were even more bodies there when I came back a few moments later.
Oh, and I acquired the houseguest....
He's not quite as interesting as M'aiq but he does like to chat and walk about if you let him. He also seemed to pick up and play with my cat at one point. Which was a little awkward seeing as he's a cat too.
Yesterday someone was slaughtering most of the population of Daggerfall...
There were even more bodies there when I came back a few moments later.
Oh, and I acquired the houseguest....
He's not quite as interesting as M'aiq but he does like to chat and walk about if you let him. He also seemed to pick up and play with my cat at one point. Which was a little awkward seeing as he's a cat too.
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