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Stats!

76% of statistics are completely made up anyway 

EDIT - 

Valence wrote:

No jail escapes?
I can't recall checking my crime log so I will definitely do that next time.

And is that the spooky horse you can summon?

Considering one questline involved me getting arrested and imprisoned, then escaping and causing chaos in the city, I am convinced those stats are nonsense. I also don't know where it go the stealing horses figure from when I spent most of the game riding a horse I had purchased and only recall stealing a couple of horses, unless it also includes the mysterious stalker horses that I rode a few times  I have no knowledge about my new horse other than the fact that it is definitely of supernatural origin 

Was that the one in Markarth? Where the dead bodies of Madanach & Co. still litter the streets and everyone is grumbling about how they want him dead?

 He's dead? 

I told galaxy to go ahead and update as last time it seemed unexpectedly fast. Now I seem to be stuck on 8 %...

Edit: Nevermind, there was a pop up hiding somewhere, reporting an error of some sort and once I clicked "ok" everything was all finished.  

And yes, he is. He's a forsworn. They're all dead. 

"Wings plucked"?
Oh. Butterfly wings, I guess.... 

When you load the game and it instantly sends you flying into the air, you plummet to the ground and you find your new horse that you were riding laying in a big dead heap 

 
Reload save 

If there's a stat for number of deaths, I'm disregarding several of them that were caused by bugs.

 

Shouldn't you too be in a big dead heap?

I'm not a Foresworn 

EDIT - But I am now pretty much in charge of the Brotherhood of Assassins even though I never kill people (unless I'm forced to, or they attack me, or I don't like the look of them, or they are in my way, or they look at me a bit funny, or... OK I kill anyone really).