Although I'm always happy to indulge in crazy fantasies where I'm a successful writer who makes lots of money (or
any money) from stories or articles or even "mundane" stuff let me assure you that any such claims are a million miles away from reality. The only time I ever did serious writing was when struggling to pass an English exam aged 16. (I scraped through with a couple of Cs which was two grades better than what I got in Art!
)
I'm really just a pompous, pretentious person who types too much.
Nothing more.