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21 Nov 2020 20:27 #32346 by Valence
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What's that you say, Windows?
A new big update?
With new features and apps?
That may take some time?

Well make my day and do it now!

I wonder what will stop working this time. :eyeroll:
*leaves PC alone to do its thing*

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21 Nov 2020 20:57 #32347 by Banj
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*leaves PC alone to do its thing*


They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination. :argh:

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21 Nov 2020 20:59 #32348 by Charlotte
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Probably going to microwave us all. On Defrost settings... :dry:

Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.

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21 Nov 2020 21:00 #32349 by Banj
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There's something to be concerned about :dry:

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21 Nov 2020 21:01 #32350 by Valence
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Decided our fate in a microsecond....


Microsecond would be nice actually.
Current progress is about 1% per minute so it might decide my fate in another hour and ten minutes.

*waits for judgement*

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21 Nov 2020 21:03 #32351 by Banj
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Watching Valence with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The update would never stop.

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21 Nov 2020 21:35 - 21 Nov 2020 21:37 #32352 by Valence
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No fate but what we wait.

Edit. And that doesn't even make sense. :lol:
Grammar is the first casualty of impatience.

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21 Nov 2020 21:54 #32353 by Valence
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"We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean."

"It's in your nature to destroy yourselves use Microsoft Edge. No, really. You should use Microsoft Edge. It's really good. You'll love it. I reset all your settings so that it opens automatically. Hasta La Vista.... Baby."

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21 Nov 2020 21:59 #32354 by Charlotte
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*does not recognise all the quotes. Except Hasta la vista, baby*

Which seems fitting as I ought to go to bed before the cats decide to do their nightly shenanigans and I'll be forced awake again...

Any an all misspellings are henceforth blamed on the cats.

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21 Nov 2020 22:06 #32355 by Valence
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Banj started the Terminatoring. Blame him for everything that follows. :stare:

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