Totally Random

It toadally isn't.

oh caiman, stop with the puns already!

I might not have meant that literally
*listens to quiet forum*

Dear Youtube, I am really beginning to despise you more each time I go to your site or open your app. Please stop popping up the same notices, questions, and reminders all over the bloody screen every single time. Yours sincerely, someone that just wants to watch the videos uninterrupted.

"Hey, would you like to try Youtube Premium?"
No.
"What about now? want to try it now?"
No.
"Want to try the Youtube Music app?"
No.
"Well how about trying Youtube premium?"
I already told you I didn't want it.
"Youtube Kids?"
No.
"Youtube Music?"
How about I hit you?
"Well you could try Youtube Premium, want to download it now?"


or

Welcome to Youtube. You aren't logged in, here's a popup window that is going to stay here to tell you you aren't logged in and point to the button that you can click on to log in because we think you are an idiot. Meanwhile we will also have another popup on the screen telling you we are changing our terms and conditions, and even though you closed it every other time you were here we will keep showing it to you because we think you are an idiot. (p.s. want to try Youtube Premium?)